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Mental Analisis Of Eclipse
You might think that I am the only sane,normal person writing for Amnesia,well
you're wrong.I am however the sanest writer for Amnesia so I have conducted
a few physchological profiles on you're favourite writers------>
GAzzER:GAzzER is a true perfectionist who always has a few better routines for
each issue of AMNESIA tm.He truly hates:McDonalds,people who don't know how
to use their modems and tinned salmon.He is also seriously lacking in self
confidence,or it could just be modesty (er,I'm no physchiatrist....yet!) but
I think I have a cure 4 this.Get a good grenade,some selotape and some prick
that you really hate.Sellotape the grenade 2 your forehead.Remove the pin.
Head butt the prick you don't like and hey presto!You will no longer be lack-
ing in self confidence (U may however be lacking several body parts and vital
organs).Gazzer didn't try this cure so today he is locked away in a maximum
security `home' and is repeatedly jabbing his eyes with toothpicks!
Green Beret:Greenie is a true physcopath in every sense of the word,he's still
not as mental as Zed though so there's some chance 4 him.He is a modem swapper
who,through years of people uploading stuff he already has,has become a deranged
basketcase physchopath.He truly hates:Being called Greenie,being locked up in
a padded cell and having a muzzle put around his face.He doesn't mind being
sedated by beautiful nurses though.I have a cure for his criminally insane
mind which is......Take a vacation in Northern Ireland,you'll fit in there fine.
Creed:Aaah where would I be without my good m8 Creed (well I'd have nobody to
slag about being high and I could probably still have children,if only he
didn't kick the bollox off me for slagging him ---------------->Ha Ha,only
kidding Creed ol' pal,good m8,friend,cool dude............
Creed really hates weird messages being left on FORBIDDEN PLANET tm by strange
people.Well Creed's profile was attempted by my assistant Dr.Frank N.Stein but
after the interiew Dr.Stein was found hiding under his desk eating his hands
and saying "No more,please you can go now"over and over and over again.........
Arc: Arc's violent and satanic background has had him in many institutions
all over the world,but he always manages to escape and eat some doctors on
the way,shit just look at his pyschotic articles.He has also been known to buy
Hellraiser postcards in Forbidden Planet,throw them away because he didn't get
a big bag and then spend hours on the street drawing shop logo's down on paper,
WEIRD!
Zed:Well I tried to interview Zed but unfortunately he head-butted his glass
cage one too many times and tore his face off.The doctors tell me he's
doing fine and is Njoying the pain (he's saving the pain killers for Creed)
they also told me he was strapped to an iron slab just in case he tried to
break his skull on the floor again.Zed hates people+life basically.
Well that's it really let's see we have had GAzzER,Greenie,Creed,Zed and
Arc..................Christ Amnesia needs a few more physco's doesn't it?
So how about it cool reader,why not put finger to....to key and write some
Articles.Look at me I only started contributing in the last issue and already
hundreds of women send me their underwear and marriage proposals and I'm editor
now.